In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I’m always the friend, the good friend, or the good friend with benefits.. but never the girl you want to marry or even the girl you want to love and call your own.
(Parse)
(S1 (FRAG (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm) (ADVP (RB always))
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN friend)) (, ,)
(NP (DT the) (JJ good) (NN friend)) (, ,) (CC or)
(NP (NP (DT the) (JJ good) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(. .) (. .) (CC but) (ADVP (RB never))
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN girl))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB marry) (CC or) (VB even)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN girl))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB love) (CC and) (VB call)
(NP (PRP$ your) (JJ own))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I am looking for a female who is serious and not fake for a’ ’ friend with benefits’ ’ situation, it doesn’t matter to me how you look, how old you are, or what your situation at home is, really the only thing matters is that you’re mature, VERY discreet and open minded.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(VP (VBG looking)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN female))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (AUX is)
(ADJP (ADJP (JJ serious)) (CC and)
(ADJP (RB not) (JJ fake)))))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT a) ('' ') ('' ') (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(: ') ('' ')
(S (NP (NN situation)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX does) (RB n't)
(VP (VB matter)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me)))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP look) (, ,)
(SBAR (SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ old))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX are))))
(, ,) (CC or)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN situation))
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NN home))))
(VP (AUX is) (, ,)
(S (ADVP (RB really))
(NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN thing) (NNS matters))
(VP (AUX is)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're)
(ADJP (ADJP (JJ mature) (, ,) (RB VERY) (JJ discreet) (CC and) (JJ open)) (JJ minded)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
He wanted to be friends with benefits.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP He))
(VP (VBD wanted)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You refuse to talk to me about what you do when you’re horny, you’re not friends with benefits with my bro, you keep insisting that you’re not going to have sex with me, and you said things just weren’t working out with Beav and that’s why you guys broke up,?
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBP refuse)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB talk)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me)))
(PP (IN about)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX do)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're)
(ADJP (JJ horny))))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're) (RB not)
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (NNS benefits))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NNP bro)) (PRN (, ,)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP keep)
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(SBAR (IN that)
(S (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're) (RB not)
(VP (VBG going)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NN sex))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (PRP me)))
(, ,) (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBD said)
(SBAR (S (NP (NNS things)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBD were) (RB n't)
(VP (VBG working) (PRT (RP out))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNP Beav)))
(CC and)
(S (NP (DT that))
(VP (AUX 's)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why))
(S (NP (PRP you) (NNS guys))
(VP (VBD broke) (PRT (RP up)))
(, ,))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Is friends with benefits just another way to feed a need?
(Parse)
(S1 (SQ (AUX Is)
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(NP (NP (RB just) (DT another) (NN way))
(SBAR (S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB feed)
(NP (DT a) (NN need))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I’m debating whether or not I should give my friend with benefits a lap dance or not?
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(VP (VBG debating)
(SBAR (IN whether) (CC or) (RB not)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD should)
(VP (VB give)
(NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(NP (DT a) (NN lap) (NN dance) (CC or) (RB not)))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You must be serious about meeting and exploring the possibilities of a long term committed relationship, I am not looking for a casual sex, pen pals, FWB (friends with benefits) or email buddies.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (MD must)
(VP (AUX be)
(ADJP (JJ serious)
(PP (IN about)
(S (VP (VBG meeting) (CC and) (VBG exploring)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NNS possibilities))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN term))))
(NP (JJ committed) (NN relationship)))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP am) (RB not)
(VP (VBG looking)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ casual) (NN sex)) (, ,)
(NP (NN pen) (NNS pals)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (NNS FWB)) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-)
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(-RRB- -RRB-)))
(CC or)
(NP (NN email) (NNS buddies)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met You’re my best friend Best friend with benefits What took me so long
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (DT the) (JJS best) (NN listener))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB ever))
(VP (VBN met)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (JJS best) (NN friend)) (JJS Best) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP What))
(S (VP (VBD took)
(NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB so) (RB long))))))))))))))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
BUT he said’ ’ can we have the relationship of a couple’ ’ and I said I didnt want to be friends with benefits, so he said we would talk about it in person
(Parse)
(S1 (S (CC BUT)
(NP (PRP he))
(VP (VBD said)) (: ') (SBARQ ('' ') (SQ (MD can)
(NP (PRP we))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN relationship))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (DT a) (NN couple)))
('' ') ('' ')) (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD said)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP didnt)
(VP (VB want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(, ,) (CC so)
(S (NP (PRP he))
(VP (VBD said)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP we))
(VP (MD would)
(VP (VB talk)
(PP (IN about)
(NP (PRP it)))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NN person)))))))))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
It was as follows (directly lifted from the conversation, with a few changes for anonymity’s sake): you know what I want? a) I want a penis b) I want the gorgeous fireman down the road to come and miraculously find me and ask me out / to inspect his hose (old joke but I couldn’t help it) c) I want no. 1 to stop thinking something will happen between us and I want to stop being so comfortable around him cos it’s not helping d) I want to know where I stand / stood with no. 4 e) I want to know where I stand with no. 3 f) I want to lose weight g) I want to not be on a parr with HR (A girl no. 2 compared me to looks-wise – given her aesthetics it is a less than flattering comparison and I was unhappy to find out how attractive my friend with benefits finds me) h) I want alcohol I) I want drugs j) I want sex whenever I want that’s not too much to ask, is it?
(Parse)
(S1 (FRAG (S (NP (PRP It))
(VP (AUX was)
(SBAR (IN as)
(S (VP (VBZ follows) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-)
(VP (ADVP (RB directly)) (VBN lifted)
(PP (IN from)
(NP (DT the) (NN conversation)))
(, ,)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ few) (NNS changes))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (NN anonymity) (POS 's)) (NN sake)))
(-RRB- -RRB-))))
(: :)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP know)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)))))
(. ?)) (PRN (DT a) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (NP (DT a) (NN penis)
(S (LST (LS b) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ gorgeous) (NN fireman))
(PP (IN down)
(NP (DT the) (NN road))))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VP (VB come)) (CC and)
(VP (ADVP (RB miraculously))
(VP (VB find)
(NP (PRP me)))
(CC and)
(VP (VB ask)
(NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP out)) (ADVP (RB /))
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB inspect)
(NP (PRP$ his) (NN hose)) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-)
(S (NP (NP (JJ old) (NN joke)) (CC but)
(NP (PRP I)))
(VP (MD could) (RB n't)
(VP (VB help)
(NP (PRP it)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-))
(S (VP (SYM c) (-RRB- -RRB-)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(NP (DT no))))
(. .) (CD 1))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB stop)
(S (VP (VBG thinking)
(SBAR (S (S (NP (NN something))
(VP (MD will)
(VP (VB happen)
(PP (IN between)
(NP (PRP us)))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
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(VP (VB stop)
(S (VP (AUXG being)
(ADJP (RB so) (JJ comfortable)
(PP (IN around)
(NP (PRP him))))
(NP (NNP cos))))
(PRN (S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX 's) (RB not)
(VP (VBG helping)
(NP (NNP d)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB know)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP stand) (ADVP (RB /))
(VP (VBN stood)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (RB no))))
(. .) (FRAG (NP (CD 4) (NN e)) (-RRB- -RRB-)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB know)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB where))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP stand)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (RB no)))))
(. .))
(NP (NP (CD 3))
(SBAR (S (LST (LS f) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB lose)
(NP (NP (NN weight))
(SBAR (PRN (NNP g) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (RB not) (AUX be)
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT a) (NNP parr)))
(PP (IN with)
(S (VP (VBG HR) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-)
(S (NP (DT A) (NN girl)) (ADVP (RB no)) (. .)
(NP (CD 2))
(VP (VBN compared)
(NP (PRP me))
(PP (TO to)
(NP (NNS looks)))
(PRN (: -)
(ADJP (JJ wise)) (: -)
(VP (VBN given)
(NP (PRP$ her) (NNS aesthetics))
(S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX is)
(ADJP (DT a) (JJR less)
(PP (IN than)
(NP (NP (JJ flattering) (NN comparison)) (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(ADJP (JJ unhappy)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB find) (PRT (RP out))
(SBAR (WHADJP (WRB how) (JJ attractive))
(S (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(VP (VBZ finds)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-)
(NP (NNP h)) (-RRB- -RRB-)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (NP (NN alcohol))
(NP (PRP I)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(NP (NNS drugs))
(NP (NNP j))))
(-RRB- -RRB-))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(NP (NN sex))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB whenever))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(SBAR (S (NP (DT that))
(VP (AUX 's) (RB not)
(ADJP (RB too) (JJ much))
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB ask) (, ,) (SQ (AUX is)
(NP (PRP it))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I was up VERY late last night being seduced and seducing a friend. who hopefully shall soon be a friend with benefits: D anywho, I only got like 2–3 hours of sleep, then was at work more. it was a SLOW fucking day. I wasn’t particularly happy. but it helps with a nice pay check 3 weeks from now. so, I got home, finished reading my webcomics for today, and then went to Imperial Hobbies for a quickie game of 40k. it was 1,000 points, Sand Marines vs Grey Knights, they’re elite marines essentially. we played an objective game, 4 targets, 2 on the center line, 1 each in our deployment zones. we tied with objectives, but I’d have won, as I had a larger unit strength my objective. so it was a good game. then I decided to return home in case my seducer was online again, and because I was tired. I stopped in at Coffee Culture on the way home, the makers of my new fave coffee. I biked home before I decided to drink it, keeping it from spilling at all, even WITH a bike crash just in front of my house. I attempted to turn too fast, I wiped out, seemingly in slo – mo, and did mostly just soft tissue damage, a couple scrapes, one minor one on the knee, 1 scratch on the inside of my left upper thigh. and I kept my hand on the coffee, STILL not spilling a single drop.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was) (ADVP (RB up))
(ADJP (RB VERY) (JJ late)
(S (NP (JJ last) (NN night))
(VP (VP (AUXG being)
(VP (VBN seduced)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG seducing)
(NP (DT a) (NN friend))))
(. .)))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (ADVP (RB hopefully))
(VP (MD shall) (ADVP (RB soon))
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (NP (NP (DT a) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(: :)
(NP (NNP D) (FW anywho)))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (ADVP (RB only)) (VBD got)
(PP (IN like)
(NP (NP (CD 2)) (: -)
(NP (NP (CD 3) (NNS hours))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (NN sleep)) (, ,)
(SBAR (S (ADVP (RB then))
(VP (AUX was)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NP (NN work))
(SBAR (S (FRAG (ADJP (JJR more)) (. .)
(S (S (S (S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (DT a) (JJ SLOW) (JJ fucking) (NN day))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was) (RB n't)
(ADJP (RB particularly) (JJ happy)))
(. .)) (CC but)
(S (S (S (S (S (S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBZ helps)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ nice) (NN pay) (NN check))
(NP (CD 3) (NNS weeks))
(PP (IN from)
(NP (RB now))))
(. .) (ADVP (RB so)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got) (ADVP (RB home)) (, ,)
(S (VP (VBN finished)
(S (VP (VBG reading)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NNS webcomics))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NN today)))
(, ,) (CC and)
(S (RB then)
(VP (VBD went)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (NNP Imperial) (NNP Hobbies)))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ quickie) (NN game))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NN 40k)))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (CD 1,000) (NNS points))))
(, ,)
(NP (NNP Sand) (NNPS Marines) (NNP vs) (NNP Grey) (NNS Knights)) (, ,)
(S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (JJ elite) (NNS marines)) (ADVP (RB essentially)))
(. .))
(NP (PRP we))
(VP (VBD played)
(NP (NP (DT an) (JJ objective) (NN game)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (CD 4) (NNS targets)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (CD 2))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN center) (NN line)))))
(, ,)
(NP (NP (CD 1) (DT each))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (PRP$ our) (NN deployment) (NNS zones)))
(. .))
(NP (PRP we))
(VP (VBD tied)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS objectives)))))
(, ,) (CC but)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'd)
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN won) (, ,)
(SBAR (IN as)
(S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (DT a) (JJR larger) (NN unit) (NN strength))
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN objective)) (. .)))
(CC so)
(S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (DT a) (JJ good) (NN game))))
(. .)) (RB then)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD decided)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB return)
(NP (NN home))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (NN case))
(SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN seducer))
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBN online) (ADVP (RB again)) (, ,)
(S (CC and)
(SBAR (IN because)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(ADJP (JJ tired)))
(. .)))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD stopped)
(PP (IN in)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NNP Coffee) (NNP Culture))))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN way) (NN home)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NNS makers))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ my) (JJ new) (NN fave) (NN coffee)))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD biked) (ADVP (RB home))
(SBAR (IN before)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD decided)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB drink)
(NP (PRP it)) (, ,)
(S (VP (VBG keeping)
(NP (PRP it))
(PP (IN from)
(S (VP (VBG spilling)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (DT all)))
(, ,) (ADVP (RB even))
(PP (IN WITH)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN bike) (NN crash))
(PP (ADVP (RB just)) (IN in)
(NP (NP (NN front))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN house)))))
(. .))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD attempted)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB turn) (ADVP (RB too) (RB fast)) (PRN (, ,)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD wiped) (PRT (RP out))))
(, ,))
(PP (ADVP (RB seemingly)) (IN in)
(NP (NN slo)))))
(: -)
(NP (NN mo)))))
(, ,) (CC and)
(VP (AUX did) (ADVP (RB mostly)) (ADVP (RB just))
(NP (NP (JJ soft) (NN tissue) (NN damage)) (, ,)
(NP (DT a) (JJ couple) (NNS scrapes)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (CD one) (JJ minor) (NN one))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN knee))))
(, ,)
(NP (NP (CD 1) (NN scratch))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN inside))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ my) (JJ left) (JJ upper) (NN thigh)))
(. .)) (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD kept)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN hand))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN coffee)))
(, ,)
(S (VP (ADVP (RB STILL) (RB not)) (VBG spilling)
(NP (DT a) (JJ single) (NN drop)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Kris: well, there you go you need a friend with benefits Me: I have not been horny for a long time… this sucks ass! jesus how was I ever a productive human being I can *n’t even think straight I’m craving caffeine I’m moody as hell I am not sleeping well and I’m hyper aware of my poor vagina Kris: you’re in a crappy situation Me: fuck oh well Kris: what about some of your bi friends Me: they are all in the friend zone and hello! bi does not = slut whore.
(Parse)
(S1 (FRAG (NP (NNP Kris)) (: :)
(S (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB there))
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP go)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX need)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)
(S (FRAG (NP (PRP Me)) (: :)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have) (RB not)
(VP (AUX been)
(ADJP (JJ horny))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN time) (NN ..)))
(. .))
(NP (DT this))
(VP (VBZ sucks)
(NP (NN ass)))))
(. !))
(ADJP (JJ jesus)) (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB how)) (SQ (AUX was)
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB ever))
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ productive) (JJ human) (NN being))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD can)
(NP (NNP *))
(VP (ADVP (RB n't) (RB even)) (VB think) (ADVP (RB straight))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(NP (NP (NN craving) (NN caffeine))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(ADJP (JJ moody)
(PP (IN as)
(NP (NP (NN hell))
(SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am) (RB not)
(VP (VBG sleeping) (ADVP (RB well)))))
(CC and)
(S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(ADJP (ADJP (JJ hyper) (JJ aware))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ poor) (NN vagina))
(NP (NNP Kris))))
(: :)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ crappy) (NN situation)) (FRAG (NP (PRP Me)) (: :) (INTJ (UH fuck) (UH oh) (UH well))
(NP (NNP Kris)) (: :) (WHNP (WP what))
(PP (IN about)
(NP (NP (DT some))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (PRP$ your) (FW bi))
(VP (NNS friends)
(NP (PRP Me)))
(: :)
(S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX are) (DT all)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT the) (NN friend) (NN zone)))))
(CC and)
(S (INTJ (UH hello)) (. !)
(NP (FW bi))
(VP (AUX does) (RB not)
(VP (SYM =)
(NP (NN slut) (NN whore)))
(. .))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
We’ve been friends with benefits.. I guess.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP We))
(VP (AUX 've)
(VP (AUX been)
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))
(. .) (. .)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP guess)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I had no choice but to hear you You stated your case time and again I thought about it You treat me like I’m a princess I’m not used to liking that You ask how my day was (chorus) You’ve already won me over in spite of me Dont be alarmed if I fall head over feet Dont be surprised if I love you for all that you are I couldn’t help it Its all your fault Your love is think and it swallowed me whole You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for Thats not lip service (chorus) You are the bearer of unconditional things You held your breath and the door for me Thanks for your patience (chorus) You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met You’re my best friend Best friend with benefits What took me so long I’ve never felt this healthy before I’ve never wanted something rational I am aware now I am aware now – A. Morisette – – Dear Universe, Please stop making fun of me.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (AUX had)
(NP (DT no) (NN choice)))
(CC but)
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB hear)
(NP (PRP you))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VP (VBD stated)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN case) (NN time)))
(CC and) (ADVP (RB again))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD thought)
(PP (IN about)
(NP (PRP it)))
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBP treat)
(NP (PRP me))
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(NP (DT a) (NNP princess)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm) (RB not)
(VP (VBN used)
(PP (TO to)
(S (VP (VBG liking)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBP ask)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how))
(S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN day))
(VP (AUX was)
(SBAR (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-) (NN chorus) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB already))
(VP (VBD won)
(NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP over))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (NN spite))
(PP (IN of)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(VP (VBP Dont)
(VP (AUX be)
(VP (VBN alarmed)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP fall)
(NP (NN head))
(SBAR (IN over)
(S (NP (NNS feet))
(VP (VBP Dont)
(VP (AUX be)
(VP (VBN surprised)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP love)
(NP (PRP you))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT all))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP are)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD could) (RB n't)
(VP (VB help)
(S (NP (PRP it))
(NP (NP (PRP$ Its) (PDT all) (PRP$ your) (NN fault))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN love))
(VP (AUX is)
(SBAR (S (VP (VBP think)
(SBAR (S (CC and)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBN swallowed)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(ADJP (JJ whole)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're) (RB so)
(ADJP (RB much) (JJR braver)
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD gave)
(NP (PRP you))
(NP (NN credit))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NNS Thats)))
(NP (RB not) (JJ lip) (NN service) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-) (NN chorus) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX are)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN bearer))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (JJ unconditional) (NNS things))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBD held)
(NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN breath)) (CC and)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN door))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP me))))
(NP (NP (NNS Thanks))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN patience) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-) (NN chorus) (-RRB- -RRB-))
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (NP (DT the) (JJS best) (NN listener))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB ever))
(VP (VBN met)
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (JJS best) (NN friend)) (JJS Best) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP What))
(S (VP (VBD took)
(NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB so) (RB long)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBD felt)
(NP (DT this) (JJ healthy))
(SBAR (IN before)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBD wanted)
(NP (NP (NP (NN something) (JJ rational))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (JJ aware)) (ADVP (RB now))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (JJ aware)) (ADVP (RB now)))
(: -)
(NP (DT A)) (. .))
(NP (NNP Morisette) (NNS ---))
(S (NP (RB Dear) (NN Universe)) (, ,) (INTJ (UH Please))
(VP (VB stop)
(S (VP (VBG making)
(NP (NP (NN fun))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP me))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I want to create a new relationship status, somewhere between’ ’ just friends’ ‘and’’ friends with benefits.”
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB create)
(NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN relationship) (NN status)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB somewhere)
(PP (IN between)
(NP (NP (POS ')) (: ')
(NP (JJ just) (NNS friends) (POS ')) (: ') (CC and) ('' ') (: ')
(NP (NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))))
(. .) ('' ') ('' ')))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I was curious about him but did not want to start another relationship, so even though I had a small crush on him, I still considered him a friend, not a traditional friend but for lack of another term, a friend with benefits.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (AUX was)
(ADJP (JJ curious)
(PP (IN about)
(NP (PRP him)))))
(CC but)
(VP (AUX did) (RB not)
(VP (VB want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB start)
(NP (DT another) (NN relationship)))))
(, ,)
(SBAR (IN so)
(S (SBAR (RB even) (IN though)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ small) (NN crush))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (PRP him))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB still))
(VP (VBD considered)
(S (NP (PRP him))
(NP (DT a) (NN friend)))
(, ,) (UCP (NP (RB not) (DT a) (JJ traditional) (NN friend)) (CC but)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (NN lack))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (DT another) (NN term)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
But Tamaki was not one for ` ` friends with benefits’ ’ and if that’s what the Shadow King wanted, he wasn’t sure he could oblige, even if it meant losing his best friend. ` ` Tamaki? “Relief flooded the blond at the sound of his name and, conversely, fear.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (CC But)
(S (NP (NNP Tamaki))
(VP (AUX was) (RB not)
(NP (CD one))
(PP (IN for) (`` `)
(NP (`` `)
(NP (NNS friends))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))
('' ')) ('' '))))
(CC and)
(S (SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (DT that))
(VP (AUX 's)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (NP (DT the) (NNP Shadow) (NNP King))
(VP (VBD wanted))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP he))
(VP (AUX was) (RB n't)
(ADJP (JJ sure)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP he))
(VP (MD could)
(VP (VB oblige) (, ,)
(SBAR (RB even) (IN if)
(S (S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBD meant)
(S (VP (VBG losing)
(NP (PRP$ his) (JJS best) (NN friend)))))
(. .)) (`` `) (FRAG (`` `)
(NP (NNP Tamaki)) (. ?) ('' ')) ('' ')
(NP (NNP Relief))
(VP (VBD flooded)
(NP (DT the) (JJ blond))
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN sound))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (PRP$ his) (NN name)) (CC and) (PRN (, ,) (ADVP (RB conversely)) (, ,))
(NP (NN fear))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I haven’t seen nor heard from him in some time now, he must have found a new friend with benefits.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have) (RB n't)
(VP (VBN seen) (CC nor) (VBN heard)
(PP (IN from)
(NP (PRP him)))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (DT some) (NN time))
(SBAR (S (ADVP (RB now)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP he))
(VP (MD must)
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN found)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Right, I am tired and somewhat cranky so I am just going to leave you all with a cut… it sums up how I feel: I had no choice but to hear you You stated your case time and again I thought about it You treat me like I’m a princess I’m not used to liking that You ask how my day was You’ve already won me over in spite of me And don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet Don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are I couldn’t help it It’s all your fault Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for That’s not lip service You’ve already won me over in spite of me And don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet Don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are I couldn’t help it It’s all your fault You are the bearer of unconditional things You held your breath and the door for me Thanks for your patience You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met You’re my best friend Best friend with benefits What took me so long I’ve never felt this healthy before I’ve never wanted something rational I am aware now I am aware now You’ve already won me over in spite of me And don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet Don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are I couldn’t help it It’s all your fault April 14, 2006 I feel really bad about some certain things I said this afternoon about a certain male friend.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (S (ADVP (RB Right)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (ADJP (JJ tired)) (CC and)
(ADJP (RB somewhat) (JJ cranky)))))
(CC so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBG going)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB leave)
(NP (PRP you)) (DT all)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (DT a) (NN cut) (NN ..))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBZ sums) (PRT (RP up))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP feel) (PRN (: :)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (AUX had)
(NP (DT no) (NN choice)))
(CC but)
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB hear)
(NP (PRP you))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VP (VBD stated)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN case) (NN time)))
(CC and) (ADVP (RB again))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD thought)
(PP (IN about)
(NP (PRP it)))
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBP treat)
(NP (PRP me))
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NNP princess))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm) (RB not)
(VP (VBN used)
(PP (TO to)
(S (VP (VBG liking)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBP ask)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how))
(S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN day))
(VP (AUX was)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB already))
(VP (VBN won)
(NP (PRP me))
(PP (IN over)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (NN spite))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(CC And)
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX be)
(VP (VBN alarmed)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP fall)
(SBAR (S (NP (NP (NN head))
(PP (IN over)
(NP (NNS feet))))
(VP (AUX Do) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX be)
(VP (VBN surprised)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP love)
(NP (PRP you))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT all))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP are)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD could) (RB n't)
(VP (VB help)
(NP (PRP it))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP It))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (PDT all) (PRP$ your) (NN fault))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP$ Your) (NN love))
(VP (AUX is)
(ADJP (JJ thick))
(S (CC and)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBN swallowed)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(ADJP (JJ whole)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(ADJP (RB so) (RB much) (JJR braver))
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD gave)
(NP (PRP you))
(NP (NN credit)
(SBAR (IN for)
(S (NP (DT That))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (NP (RB not) (JJ lip) (NN service))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB already))
(VP (VBN won)
(NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP over))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (NN spite))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP me))))
(CC And)
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX be)
(VP (VBN alarmed)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP fall)
(SBAR (S (NP (NP (NN head))
(PP (IN over)
(NP (NNS feet))))
(VP (AUX Do) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX be)
(VP (VBN surprised)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP love)
(NP (PRP you))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT all))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP are)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD could) (RB n't)
(VP (VB help)
(NP (PRP it))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP It))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (NP (PDT all) (PRP$ your) (NN fault))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX are)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN bearer))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (JJ unconditional) (NNS things))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VBD held)
(NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN breath)) (CC and)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN door))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(NP (NP (NNS Thanks))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN patience)))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (NP (DT the) (JJS best) (NN listener))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB ever))
(VP (VBN met)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (JJS best) (NN friend)) (JJS Best) (NN friend))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NNS benefits)))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP What))
(S (VP (VBD took)
(NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB so) (RB long)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBD felt)
(NP (DT this) (JJ healthy))
(SBAR (IN before)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBD wanted)
(NP (NP (NN something) (JJ rational))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (JJ aware)) (ADVP (RB now))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (JJ aware)
(SBAR (S (ADVP (RB now))
(NP (PRP You))
(VP (VP (AUX 've) (ADVP (RB already))
(VP (VBD won)
(NP (PRP me)) (PRT (RP over))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (NN spite))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP me))))
(CC And)
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
&