[〈det person.n〉 get.v 〈det girlfriend.n〉]
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Also I have never had a girlfriend hell I have never even kissed a girl or had sex and even if I ever do get a girlfriend I am afraid that will lead to sex and I am afraid to have it because I am so god damn paranoid about the size of my penis.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (ADVP (RB Also))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend) (NN hell))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have) (ADVP (RB never)) (ADVP (RB even))
(VP (VBD kissed)
(NP (DT a) (NN girl)))
(CC or)
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (NN sex))))
(CC and)
(S (S (SBAR (RB even) (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB ever))
(VP (AUX do)
(VP (VB get)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (JJ afraid)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (VP (MD will)
(VP (VB lead)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (NN sex))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (JJ afraid)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (PRP it))
(SBAR (IN because)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(ADJP (RB so)
(NP (NNP god)) (RB damn) (JJ paranoid)
(PP (IN about)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN size))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN penis))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I got a new girlfriend about a month ago and ever since then I havn’t been able to get it fully erect down there.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN girlfriend))
(PP (IN about)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN month))
(PP (IN ago)
(S (CC and) (ADVP (RB ever))
(PP (IN since)
(NP (RB then)))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (NN hav) (RB n't) (AUX been)
(ADJP (JJ able)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB get)
(S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (ADVP (RB fully)) (VB erect) (PRT (RP down)) (ADVP (RB there)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
When I was 15, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBN 15)))))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))
(, ,) (CC but)
(S (NP (EX there))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (DT no) (NN passion))))
(, ,) (CC so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD decided)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD needed)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ passionate) (NN girl))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN zest))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NN life)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (CD 16)))))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))
(, ,) (CC but)
(S (NP (EX there))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (DT no) (NN passion))))
(, ,) (CC so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD decided)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD needed)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ passionate) (NN girl))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN zest))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NN life)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
At school I am an outcast, I have no friends and nobody ever notices me or tries to become my friend and when I try to become their friend they act like they’re not interested and girls never like me, they act stuck up and snobby like they want nothing to do with me, I feel like I’ll never get a girlfriend and I’ll be single for the rest of my pathetic life. and my parents never pay any attention to me, they both are busy and have jobs and I rarely talk to them and I don’t think they’re very proud of having me as their son.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (PP (IN At)
(NP (NN school)))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(NP (DT an) (NN outcast))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (DT no) (NNS friends)
(S (CC and)
(NP (NN nobody)) (ADVP (RB ever))
(VP (VP (NNS notices)
(NP (PRP me)))
(CC or)
(VP (VBZ tries)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB become)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN friend))
(SBAR (CC and) (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP try)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB become)
(NP (PRP$ their) (NN friend)
(S (S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (VBP act)
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX 're) (RB not)
(ADJP (JJ interested))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (NNS girls)) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBP like)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP they))
(VP (VBP act)
(VP (VP (VBN stuck) (PRT (RP up)))
(CC and)
(VP (ADJP (JJ snobby))
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (NP (NN nothing))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX do)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP feel)
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'll) (RB never)
(VP (VB get)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)) (CC and)
(S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'll)
(VP (AUX be)
(ADJP (JJ single))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN rest))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ my) (JJ pathetic) (NN life))))
(. .)) (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS parents)) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBP pay)
(NP (NP (DT any) (NN attention))
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP they)) (DT both)
(VP (VP (VBP are)
(ADJP (JJ busy)))
(CC and)
(VP (VB have)
(NP (NNS jobs)))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB rarely))
(VP (VBP talk)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP them)))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (VB think)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX 're)
(ADJP (RB very) (JJ proud)
(PP (IN of)
(S (VP (AUXG having)
(NP (PRP me))
(PP (IN as)
(NP (PRP$ their) (NN son))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I came usa in 2006, I am trying for girlfriend here. I go to bars everyday, but till now I did not get a girlfriend
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD came)
(NP (NNP usa))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (CD 2006)))))
(, ,)
(S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(VP (VBG trying)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NN girlfriend)))
(ADVP (RB here)))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP go)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (NNS bars)))
(ADVP (JJ everyday))))
(, ,) (CC but)
(S (PP (IN till) (ADVP (RB now)))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX did) (RB not)
(VP (VB get)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
In mine it resulted in a gauntlet of comments like, “So this is what happens when you get a girlfriend who can cook’ ’ upon a visit home during the holidays.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (PP (IN In)
(NP (NN mine)))
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBD resulted)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN gauntlet))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (NNS comments))
(PP (IN like)))))
(, ,) ('' ') ('' ') (IN So)
(NP (DT this))
(VP (AUX is)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (VP (VBZ happens)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP get)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (MD can)
(VP (VB cook)))
('' ') ('' '))))
(PP (IN upon)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN visit) (NN home))
(PP (IN during)
(NP (DT the) (NNS holidays)))
(. .)))
In Wikipedia:
I got girlfriends for that, why would I pay?
(Parse)
(S1 (SBARQ (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (NP (NNS girlfriends))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (DT that)))
(, ,) (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (MD would)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VB pay)))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Mike, If your reading this, I don’t care if you get a girlfriend, it doesn…
(Parse)
(S1 (S (ADVP (NNP Mike)) (, ,)
(SBAR (IN If)
(S (NP (PRP$ your))
(VP (VBG reading)
(NP (DT this)))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (VB care)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP get)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)) (, ,)
(S (NP (PRP it))
(NP (NNP doesn) (NN ..)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I got a girlfriend.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Why couldn’t you just wait a year or two when you got a girlfriend?
(Parse)
(S1 (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB Why)) (SQ (MD could) (RB n't)
(NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VB wait)
(NP (DT a) (NN year) (QP (CC or) (CD two)))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Then you get a girlfriend and, well, you start expecting stuff from her… stuff you viewed in those pictures and vids online.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (ADVP (RB Then))
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP get)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))
(CC and) (, ,)
(S (INTJ (UH well)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP start)
(S (VP (VBG expecting)
(NP (NN stuff))
(PP (IN from)
(NP (NP (PRP$ her)
(ADJP (FW ..) (. .)) (NN stuff))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBD viewed)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT those) (NNS pictures) (CC and) (NNP vids) (NNS online)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Shave your head: You did it last year and you were the only guy hitting in September Dump your girlfriend: Whoever she is she’s weighing you down Get a girlfriend: Out with the old, in with the new Go see Carlos Delgado’s doctor: It’s obvious he’s a miracle worker Ditch the uppercut swing: You’re an opposite field power machine!
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (VP (VB Shave)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN head))))
(: :)
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX did)
(NP (PRP it))
(NP (JJ last) (NN year))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX were)
(NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN guy))
(VP (VBG hitting)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NNP September) (NN Dump)))
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN girlfriend)))
(: :)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP Whoever))
(S (NP (PRP she))
(VP (AUX is)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP she))
(VP (AUX 's)
(VP (VBG weighing)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (ADVP (RB down)) (VB Get)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))))
(: :)
(NP (NP (NNP Out))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (DT the) (JJ old)))))
(, ,)
(PP (IN in)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (DT the) (JJ new)
(S (VP (VB Go)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (NP (NNP Carlos) (NNP Delgado) (POS 's)) (NN doctor))))
(: :)
(S (NP (PRP It))
(VP (AUX 's)
(ADJP (JJ obvious)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP he))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN miracle) (NN worker))
(VP (NN Ditch)
(NP (DT the) (NN uppercut) (NN swing))))
(: :)
(S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (DT an) (JJ opposite) (NN field) (NN power) (NN machine))))
(. !)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You have dropped me every time that you have gotten a girlfriend, and the only reason I have for that was to save me the pain or the uncomfortable feeling?
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN dropped)
(NP (PRP me))
(NP (DT every) (NN time)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN gotten)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend)))))
(, ,) (CC and)
(S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN reason))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (DT that))))
(VP (AUX was)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB save)
(NP (PRP me))
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN pain)) (CC or)
(NP (DT the) (JJ uncomfortable) (NN feeling))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Second, they provide an outlet for emotional imbalances, aiding in women’s’ penchant for getting weepy and needy whenever I save them, helping me get girlfriends.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (ADVP (LS Second)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP they))
(VP (VBP provide)
(NP (DT an) (NN outlet))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (JJ emotional) (NNS imbalances)))
(, ,)
(S (VP (VBG aiding)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (NP (NNS women) (POS 's)) ('' ') (NN penchant))
(PP (IN for)
(S (VP (VBG getting)
(ADJP (JJ weepy) (CC and) (JJ needy))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB whenever))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP save)
(NP (PRP them)) (, ,)
(S (VP (VBG helping)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(VP (VB get)
(NP (NNS girlfriends)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I’m in the 7th grade and I just got a girlfriend. I was just wondering what should I draw for her when we go to the movies? I’m already drawing a rose but I don’t know if thats enough or not you know.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT the) (JJ 7th) (NN grade)))))
(CC and)
(S (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBG wondering)
(S (SBARQ (WHNP (WP what)) (SQ (MD should)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VB draw)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP her)))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP we))
(VP (VBP go)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (DT the) (NNS movies)))))
(. ?))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm) (ADVP (RB already))
(VP (VBG drawing)
(NP (DT a) (NN rose)))))
(CC but)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (VB know)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (VP (VBZ thats)
(ADJP (JJ enough) (CC or) (RB not)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP know)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (SBAR (WHADVP (WRB When))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (CD 16)))))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (NN girlfriend))))
(, ,) (CC but)
(S (NP (EX there))
(VP (AUX was)
(NP (DT no) (NN passion))))
(, ,) (CC so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD decided)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD needed)
(NP (NP (DT a) (JJ passionate) (NN girl))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN zest))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NN life)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Ok so as some of you know I got a new girlfriend and my life has been going pretty good.
(Parse)
(S1 (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Ok) (RB so)
(PP (IN as)
(NP (DT some))))
(SBAR (IN of)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP know)
(SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (DT a) (JJ new) (NN girlfriend))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN life))
(VP (VBZ has)
(VP (VBN been)
(VP (VBG going)
(ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ good)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
And then everything ended and I wound up here and everyone did things and got girlfriends -’ ’ “Sorry, who got girlfriends?
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (CC And)
(S (NP (RB then) (NN everything))
(VP (VBD ended)))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD wound) (PRT (RP up)) (ADVP (RB here))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (NN everyone))
(VP (VP (VBD did)
(NP (NNS things)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (NNS girlfriends)))))
(: -) ('' ') ('' ') ('' ')) (: ') (FRAG (ADJP (JJ Sorry)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (VBD got)
(NP (NNS girlfriends)))))
(. ?))))
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