In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
So I thanked him and drove off… and then it hit me… that didn’t make any sense?!?!?!? 3 cars but only one person working, I never saw another person in the building AT ALL… he was acting all “Oh shit I just got caught’ ’ when I pulled around and as I drove off my paranoid mind started thinking of all sorts of horrible things that could have happened… what if he had of killed the employees and was standing there w / a gun… or what if one workers were on the ground alive and he was taking my order… what if they had all been having sex as I pulled up or smoking up or something but I didn’t smell marijuana or anything but STILL…
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (S (ADVP (RB So))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (VBD thanked)
(NP (PRP him)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBD drove) (PRT (RP off))
(NP (NNS ..))))
(. .)) (CC and)
(S (S (ADVP (RB then))
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBD hit)
(NP (PRP me)) (FRAG (ADVP (RB ..)) (. .)
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (AUX did) (RB n't)
(VP (VB make)
(NP (DT any) (NN sense))))
(. ?) (. !) (. ?) (. !) (. ?) (. !)))
(. ?))
(NP (NP (CD 3) (NNS cars)) (CC but)
(NP (QP (RB only) (CD one)) (NN person)))
(VP (VBG working))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (DT another) (NN person))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN building))
(PP (IN AT)
(NP (DT ALL) (NN ..)))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP he))
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBG acting)
(NP (NP (DT all)) (PRN ('' ') ('' ')
(S (INTJ (UH Oh))
(VP (VBP shit)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBD got)
(VP (VBN caught) ('' ') ('' ')
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD pulled) (PRT (RP around))
(SBAR (CC and)
(SBAR (IN as)
(S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD drove) (PRT (RP off))
(NP (NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (JJ paranoid) (NN mind))
(VP (VBN started)
(S (VP (VBG thinking)
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (DT all) (NNS sorts))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (JJ horrible) (NNS things))
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (MD could)
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN happened)
(NP (CD ..) (. .))
(SBAR (FRAG (WHNP (WP what))
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP he))
(VP (AUX had)
(PP (IN of)
(S (VP (VP (VBN killed)
(NP (DT the) (NNS employees)))
(CC and)
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBG standing) (ADVP (RB there))
(NP (NNP w) (NNP /))
(NP (DT a) (NN gun) (NN ..))))
(. .)) (CC or) (WP what) (IN if)
(S (S (NP (CD one) (NNS workers))
(VP (AUX were)
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN ground)))
(ADJP (JJ alive))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP he))
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBG taking)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN order) (NNS ..))))
(. .))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (IN if)
(NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX had) (DT all)
(VP (AUX been)
(VP (AUXG having)
(NP (NN sex))
(SBAR (IN as)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (VBD pulled) (PRT (RP up)))
(CC or)
(VP (NN smoking) (PRT (RP up)))
(CC or)
(NP (NN something)))))
(CC but)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX did) (RB n't)
(VP (NN smell)
(NP (NP (NN marijuana) (CC or) (NN anything)) (CC but)
(NP (RB STILL) (CD ..))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
When’s the last time you saw me? 13.
(Parse)
(S1 (FRAG (WHADVP (WRB When))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (NP (DT the) (JJ last) (NN time))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (PRP me))))
(. ?)
(NP (CD 13)) (. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
One can see every second person thinking of becoming at least an entrepreneur if not tycoon.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP One))
(VP (MD can)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (NP (DT every) (JJ second) (NN person))
(VP (VBG thinking)
(PP (IN of)
(S (VP (VBG becoming)
(NP (NP (ADVP (IN at) (JJS least)) (DT an) (NN entrepreneur)) (CONJP (IN if) (RB not))
(NP (NN tycoon))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I ask because I just walked my Dog and as I was walking through the grounds of a cemetry (with my dog on a lead) I saw another person letting their dog run off the lead all over the graves and then poo on the grass – I couldn’t believe it and was so mad!
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP ask)
(SBAR (SBAR (IN because)
(S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBD walked)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN Dog)))))
(CC and)
(SBAR (IN as)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBG walking)
(PP (IN through)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NNS grounds))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN cemetry)) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN dog))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT a) (NN lead)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (NP (DT another) (NN person))
(SBAR (S (S (VP (VBG letting)
(S (NP (PRP$ their) (NN dog))
(VP (VB run) (PRT (RP off))
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN lead))
(PP (DT all)
(PP (IN over)
(NP (DT the) (NNP graves)))
(CC and) (RB then)
(NP (NNP poo))))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN grass))))
(: -)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (MD could) (RB n't)
(VP (VB believe)
(NP (PRP it))))
(CC and)
(VP (AUX was)
(ADJP (RB so) (JJ mad)))))
(. !)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
If you want a Book of Mormon, it turns out there are easier ways than waiting until you see some LDS person you recognize from TV in a public place and chasing him down.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (SBAR (IN If)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP want)
(NP (NP (DT a) (NN Book))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NNP Mormon))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VBZ turns) (PRT (RP out))
(SBAR (S (NP (EX there))
(VP (AUX are)
(NP (NP (JJR easier) (NNS ways))
(PP (IN than)
(S (VP (VP (VBG waiting)
(SBAR (IN until)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP see)
(NP (DT some) (NNP LDS) (NN person))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP recognize)
(PP (IN from)
(NP (NN TV)))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT a) (JJ public) (NN place))))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG chasing)
(NP (PRP him)) (PRT (RP down)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
(this only refers to online matchmaking btw). # 1 – Extreme Shotgun Range – Alright you see another person with a shotgun so you start to use your assault rifle way out of melee range.
(Parse)
(S1 (NP (-LRB- -LRB-)
(NP (NP (DT this) (JJ only))
(VP (VBZ refers)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (JJ online) (NN matchmaking) (VBZ btw)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-) (. .)
(NP (# #) (CD 1)) (: -)
(NP (JJ Extreme) (JJ Shotgun) (NN Range)) (: -)
(NP (NP (JJ Alright))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP see)
(NP (NP (DT another) (NN person))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (DT a) (NN shotgun))))
(SBAR (IN so)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP start)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB use)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN assault) (NNP rifle)) (ADVP (RB way))
(PP (IN out)
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NN melee) (NN range)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Sora smiled, He hasn’t done that in so long… I’m a little surprised… maybe he’s starting to get back to his old self… maybe… finally… “Alright, I’ll meet you there.” “Ok, get ready, I’ll see you soon.” “Yep. “Sora couldn’t help but smile at the thought of his old Riku coming back.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (S (S (S (S (S (S (NP (NNP Sora))
(VP (VBD smiled)))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP He))
(VP (AUX has) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX done)
(NP (DT that))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ long)) (NNS ..)))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(NP (DT a) (JJ little) (JJ surprised) (NN ..)))
(. .)) (RB maybe)
(S (NP (PRP he))
(VP (AUX 's)
(VP (VBG starting)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB get) (PRT (RP back))
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP$ his) (JJ old) (NN self)))
(ADVP (RB ..)))))
(. .)) (ADVP (RB maybe))
(VP (VBD ..)) (. .)) (ADVP (RB finally))
(VP (VBD ..)) (. .) ('' ')) (: ')
(S (NP (NNP Alright)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'll)
(VP (VB meet)
(NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB there)))))
(. .) ('' ') ('' ') ('' ')) (: ')
(S (S (INTJ (UH Ok)) (, ,)
(VP (VB get)
(ADJP (JJ ready))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'll)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB soon)))))
(. .) ('' ') ('' ') ('' ') ('' '))
(S (INTJ (UH Yep)) (. .) ('' ') ('' ')
(NP (NNP Sora))
(VP (MD could) (RB n't)
(VP (VBP help) (CC but) (VBP smile)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN thought))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ his) (JJ old) (NNP Riku)))
(VP (VBG coming) (ADVP (RB back)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I don’t see some random person at school or in the streets and go’ ’ oh, that’s an emo, that’s a goth, that’s a punk, whatever’ ’, because, at my school, we don’t.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (VP (VB see)
(NP (DT some) (JJ random) (NN person))
(PP (PP (IN at)
(NP (NN school)))
(CC or)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT the) (NNS streets)))))
(CC and)
(VP (VB go))))
(: ') ('' ')
(S (INTJ (UH oh)) (, ,)
(NP (DT that))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (NP (DT an) (NNP emo)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (AUX 's)
(NP (DT a) (JJ goth)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (AUX 's)
(NP (DT a) (NN punk)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT whatever))
(S (VP (POS ') ('' '))))
(, ,)
(SBAR (IN because)
(S (, ,)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN school)))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP we))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I find it nice to have a character that I can go to if I just want to kill time for 20 minutes or so, and not be all’ ’ now you see me, now you don’t’ ’ in guild.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP find)
(S (NP (PRP it))
(ADJP (JJ nice)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (DT a) (NN character)))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD can)
(VP (VB go)
(PP (TO to))
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VP (VB kill)
(NP (NN time))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (CD 20) (NNS minutes) (QP (CC or) (RB so)))))
(, ,) (CC and) (RB not)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (NP (DT all)) ('' ') (: ')
(S (S (ADVP (RB now))
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP see)
(NP (PRP me))))
(, ,)
(S (ADVP (RB now))
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't))))
(: ') ('' '))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NNP guild))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I saw you at the store the other day.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (PRP you))
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN store))
(NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN day)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I’m having a party on saturday night. in other news. I’ve been getting really scared lately. I turned the corner and thought I saw an old man sitting on my couch tonight. I fucking quietly freaked out a little. I imagined it I guessed. like my mind pretends people are there sometimes but I don’t consciously think oh what if someone was sitting on my couch when I came into my living room, then imagined it. it’s more like, when I walked into my living room, I instantly saw some old person sitting on the couch. then I got scared, cause it was only for about 3 seconds. like a flash. that’s when I thought what if somebody was really in my living room when I came back in. my mind is some sort of shit. this doesn’t even make sense. I also think I have major communication problems. I never say what I mean. or I can never get my point across how I would like. or something.
(Parse)
(S1 (FRAG (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(VP (AUXG having)
(NP (DT a) (NN party))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (NNP saturday) (NN night)))
(. .)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (JJ other) (NN news)))
(. .)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 've)
(VP (AUX been)
(VP (VBG getting)
(ADJP (RB really) (JJ scared)) (ADVP (RB lately)))
(. .)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VP (VBD turned)
(NP (DT the) (NN corner)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBD thought)
(SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (NP (DT an) (JJ old) (NN man))
(VP (VBG sitting)
(PP (IN on)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN couch)))
(ADVP (RB tonight)))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD fucking) (ADVP (RB quietly))
(VP (VBN freaked) (PRT (RP out))
(NP (DT a) (JJ little)))
(. .)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD imagined)
(NP (PRP it))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD guessed)))
(. .)
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (NP (PRP$ my) (NN mind))
(VP (VBZ pretends)
(SBAR (S (NP (NNS people))
(VP (AUX are) (ADVP (RB there)) (ADVP (RB sometimes))
(S (CC but)
(S (S (S (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB consciously))
(VP (VB think)
(NP (UH oh) (WP what))
(S (SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (NN someone))
(VP (AUX was)
(VP (VBG sitting)
(PP (IN on)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN couch)))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD came)
(PP (IN into)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN living) (NN room)))
(, ,)
(S (ADVP (RB then))
(VP (VBN imagined)
(NP (PRP it)))
(. .)))
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX 's) (ADVP (RBR more) (IN like)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD walked)
(S (PP (IN into)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN living) (NN room)))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB instantly))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (NP (DT some) (JJ old) (NN person))
(VP (VBG sitting)
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN couch)))
(. .)) (ADVP (RB then))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD got)
(VP (VBN scared))))
(, ,)
(VP (VB cause)
(S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX was) (RB only)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (QP (RB about) (CD 3)) (NNS seconds)))
(. .)
(PP (IN like)
(NP (DT a) (NN flash))))
(. .))
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (AUX 's)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD thought)
(SBAR (WHNP (WHNP (WP what))
(PP (IN if)
(NP (NN somebody))))
(S (VP (AUX was) (ADVP (RB really))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN living) (NN room)))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD came) (PRT (RP back))
(PP (IN in)))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN mind))
(VP (AUX is)
(NP (NP (DT some) (NN sort))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NN shit)))))
(. .))
(NP (DT this))
(VP (AUX does) (ADVP (RB n't) (RB even))
(VP (VB make)
(NP (NN sense))))
(. .))
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB also))
(VP (VBP think)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (JJ major) (NN communication) (NNS problems)))
(. .))
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VB say)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP mean)))))
(. .)) (CC or)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB never))
(VP (VB get)
(NP (NP (NP (PRP$ my) (NN point))
(PP (IN across)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB how))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD would)
(VP (VB like)))
(. .)))))
(CC or)
(NP (NN something))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Let me put it this way. if you saw me in a club and I approached you would you be interested. this website
(Parse)
(S1 (S (VP (VB Let)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(VP (VB put)
(NP (PRP it))
(NP (DT this) (NN way)) (. .)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBD saw)
(NP (PRP me))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT a) (NN club)))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBD approached)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD would) (ADVP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX be)
(ADJP (JJ interested)))
(. .)
(NP (DT this) (NN website)))))))))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I’ll see you all tonight!
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'll)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (PRP you)) (DT all) (ADVP (RB tonight))))
(. !)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
And I can see every single person who is currently logged in and listening to the AGC channel…
(Parse)
(S1 (S (CC And)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD can)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (NP (DT every) (JJ single) (NN person))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (VP (AUX is) (ADVP (RB currently))
(VP (VBN logged) (PRT (RP in))))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG listening)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (DT the) (NNP AGC) (NN channel) (NN ..))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
(I can almost see some insensitive person finding this journal and flaming it with hate comments.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (-LRB- -LRB-)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD can) (ADVP (RB almost))
(VP (VB see)
(NP (DT some) (JJ insensitive) (NN person)
(S (VP (VP (VBG finding)
(NP (DT this) (NN journal)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG flaming)
(NP (PRP it))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NN hate) (NNS comments)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
where are you my darling? you seem to have dissapeared. I haven’t seen you in a long time, but I still get butterflies when I think about you. I wont hesitate to call you, I have your number on the palm of my hand. I miss you like I cannot explain and I want to see you again. oh where have you gone? I’m beginning to miss you, it’s the truth. and I wish that you would return to me and we could start again and you would see that I am for you. yeah, I am the one for you, for you, yeah I’m the one for you. I am the one for you.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (AUX are)
(NP (PRP you))
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN darling)))
(. ?))
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP seem)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN dissapeared)))
(. .))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have) (RB n't)
(VP (VBN seen)
(NP (PRP you))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT a) (JJ long) (NN time)))
(, ,) (CC but)
(S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB still))
(VP (VBP get)
(NP (NNS butterflies))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP think)
(PP (IN about)
(NP (PRP you)))))
(. .)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP wont)
(VP (VB hesitate)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB call)
(S (NP (PRP you)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN number))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN palm))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN hand)))
(. .)))))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP miss)
(NP (PRP you))
(SBAR (IN like)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP cannot)
(S (VP (VB explain)
(S (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB again)))
(. .)) (SBARQ (INTJ (UH oh)) (WHADVP (WRB where)) (SQ (AUX have)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBN gone)))
(. ?))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(VP (VBG beginning)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB miss)
(NP (PRP you)) (, ,)
(SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP it))
(VP (AUX 's)
(NP (DT the) (NN truth)))
(. .)) (CC and)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP wish)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD would)
(VP (VB return)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me)))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP we))
(VP (MD could)
(VP (VB start) (ADVP (RB again)))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD would)
(VP (VB see)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (S (S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP you)))))
(. .) (INTJ (UH yeah)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN one))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP you))))
(, ,)
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP you)))))
(, ,)
(S (INTJ (UH yeah))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN one))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP you))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN one))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP you))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
dear somebody, I miss you so much my fingers hurt. nothing makes me forget you. I wish you had been sitting next to me on the couch all night. I miss just touching you. I’m not sure if I’ll ever really see you again. you said you still wanted to be friends, but I do not see that happening again, to be honest. I lost you. I miss your fingers tracing my cheeks as we kiss. I miss that the most, always. I miss your hair. I miss your laugh, the one that made me feel like the only girl in the universe. I miss the way you walk. I miss your ears. I miss grocery shopping with you, being in your life. I love watching how awkward you are. I love that you’re such a nerd; I couldn’t keep up if I tried. I love you, I guess. and really, I just miss you. I know you want to live without me now; you are tired of me. you’re done. I understand. I will stay away from you to the best of my ability, and I’m skilled in avoidance. I’ll keep hoping things will remind you of me; I keep waiting for you to miss me, but I suppose I shouldn’t hold my breathe. I’ll die in a day. I want medication, I want drugs, I want alcohol – anything but reality. no one knows that. sometimes I think what you’re doing is everything right, but god. I want you next to me. I just want you next to me. unrequited love. I’ll be 40 and alone. and all I want is to bury my nose in the hollows of your neck.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (S (S (S (S (S (S (S (ADVP (RB dear))
(NP (NN somebody)) (, ,)
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(S (S (S (NP (PRP$ my) (NNS fingers))
(VP (VBN hurt)))
(. .)
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(VP (VBZ makes)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(VP (VB forget)
(NP (PRP you))))
(. .)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP wish)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX had)
(VP (AUX been)
(VP (VBG sitting)
(ADJP (JJ next)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me))))
(PP (IN on)
(NP (DT the) (NN couch)))
(NP (DT all) (NN night))))
(. .))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP miss) (RB just)
(VP (VBG touching)
(NP (PRP you))))
(. .)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(ADJP (RB not) (JJ sure))
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD 'll) (RB ever) (ADVP (RB really))
(VP (VB see)
(NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB again))))
(. .))
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(S (VP (TO to)
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(NP (PRP I))
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(VP (VBD lost)
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(NP (PRP$ my) (NNS cheeks))
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(S (NP (PRP we))
(VP (VB kiss))))
(. .)))
(S (NP (PRP I))
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(PP (IN that)
(NP (DT the) (JJS most)))
(, ,) (ADVP (RB always)))
(. .))))
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(VP (VBP miss)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN hair)))))
(. .)))))
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(NP (DT the) (NN universe)))
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(NP (NP (DT the) (NN way))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP walk)))
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(VP (VBP miss)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NNS ears))))
(. .)
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(VP (VBP miss)
(NP (NN grocery) (NN shopping))
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(NP (PRP you)))
(, ,)
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(S (NP (PRP you))
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(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're)
(NP (PDT such) (DT a) (NN nerd))))
(: ;)
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(VP (VB keep) (PRT (RP up))
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(VP (VBD tried)))
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(S (S (NP (PRP I))
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(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBP miss)
(NP (PRP you)))))
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(NP (PRP you))
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(PP (IN of)
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(S (NP (PRP you))
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(. .)
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(, ,) (CC and)
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(VP (VBP 'm)
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(. .))
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(: ;)
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(NP (NN reality)))
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(VP (VBZ knows)
(NP (DT that))))
(. .) (ADVP (RB sometimes))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
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(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (NP (PRP you))
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(SBAR (S (VP (AUX is)
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(NP (NNP god))))
(. .))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(ADJP (JJ next)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me)))
(. .))
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBP want)
(SBAR (S (NP (NP (PRP you))
(ADJP (JJ next)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP me))))
(. .)
(NP (JJ unrequited) (NN love)) (. .)
(NP (PRP I)))
(VP (MD 'll)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (QP (CD 40) (CC and) (RB alone)))))
(. .)) (CC and)
(S (NP (DT all) (PRP I))
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(SBAR (S (VP (AUX is)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB bury)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN nose))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NNS hollows))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN neck)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Fingers crossed you’ll see me there soon!
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (NNS Fingers))
(VP (VBN crossed)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD 'll)
(VP (VB see)
(NP (PRP me)) (ADVP (RB there) (RB soon))))
(. !)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
(this only refers to online matchmaking btw). # 1 – Extreme Shotgun Range – Alright you see another person with a shotgun so you start to use your assault rifle way out of melee range.
(Parse)
(S1 (NP (-LRB- -LRB-)
(NP (NP (DT this) (JJ only))
(VP (VBZ refers)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (JJ online) (NN matchmaking) (VBZ btw)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-) (. .)
(NP (# #) (CD 1)) (: -)
(NP (JJ Extreme) (JJ Shotgun) (NN Range)) (: -)
(NP (NP (JJ Alright))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP see)
(NP (NP (DT another) (NN person))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (DT a) (NN shotgun))))
(SBAR (IN so)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP start)
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(NP (PRP$ your) (NN assault) (NNP rifle)) (ADVP (RB way))
(PP (IN out)
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NN melee) (NN range)))))
(. .)))
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