In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
It’s almost Monday again and what better way to get back into the swing of the workweek, by which I mean forgetting the great summer weekend I am leaving behind and strapping myself into my office chair for another unpredictable ride of phone calls to return, coworkers to annoy and deadlines to meet, than answering questions and pretending I have wisdom beyond my years or between my ears.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP It))
(VP (AUX 's) (ADVP (RB almost)) (UCP (ADVP (NP (NNP Monday)) (RB again)) (CC and)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP what))
(S (S (NP (JJR better) (NN way))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB get) (PRT (RP back))
(PP (IN into)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN swing))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN workweek)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHPP (IN by) (WHNP (WDT which)))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP mean)
(VP (VBG forgetting)
(NP (NP (DT the) (JJ great) (NN summer) (NN weekend))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX am)
(VP (VP (VBG leaving) (PRT (RP behind)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG strapping)
(NP (PRP myself))
(PP (IN into)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN office) (NN chair)))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (DT another) (JJ unpredictable) (NN ride))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NN phone) (NNS calls)))))
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB return)))
(, ,)
(S (NP (NNS coworkers))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB annoy))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (NNS deadlines))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB meet) (, ,)
(PP (IN than)
(S (VP (VP (VBG answering)
(NP (NNS questions)))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG pretending)
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NP (NN wisdom))
(PP (PP (IN beyond)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NNS years)))
(CC or)
(PP (IN between)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NNS ears))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
However, I wouldn’t have fell in the hole to start with if I had wisdom.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (ADVP (RB However)) (, ,)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD would) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (VBN fell)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT the) (NN hole)))
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB start)
(PP (IN with))
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (NN wisdom)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You have wisdom in your eyes that stretches far beyond your years.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NP (NN wisdom))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NNS eyes)))
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (VBZ stretches)
(PP (ADVP (RB far)) (IN beyond)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NNS years)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
When did it become a dating requirement to have all your 28 (or 32 if you still have wisdom) teeth?
(Parse)
(S1 (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB When)) (SQ (AUX did)
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VB become)
(NP (DT a) (VBG dating) (NN requirement)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (PDT all) (PRP$ your) (CD 28) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-) (CC or)
(NP (NP (CD 32))
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB still))
(VP (VBP have)
(NP (NN wisdom)))
(-RRB- -RRB-)) (NNS teeth)))))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
How many confrontations would have been avoided if you had a little more wisdom?
(Parse)
(S1 (SBARQ (WHNP (WHADJP (WRB How) (JJ many)) (NNS confrontations)) (SQ (MD would)
(VP (AUX have)
(VP (AUX been)
(VP (VBN avoided)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJR more)) (NN wisdom)))
(. ?)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You have far more wisdom than I. Humble me so I may see that you are sovereign in everything and over all.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (ADJP (RB far) (JJR more)) (NN wisdom)
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (NNP I.))
(VP (JJ Humble)
(NP (PRP me))
(SBAR (IN so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD may)
(VP (VB see)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (JJ sovereign))
(PP (PP (IN in)
(NP (NN everything)))
(CC and)
(PP (IN over)
(NP (DT all))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You don’t always follow it, but to listen them At the end of the day, you still have to weigh everything involved and be the one making the decision Quite often, you can have conflicting wisdom PG & E – What have you learned from the pain, gain, experience of past decisions?
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (VP (VBP do) (RB n't) (ADVP (RB always))
(VP (VB follow)
(NP (PRP it))))
(, ,) (CC but)
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB listen)
(NP (PRP them))
(PP (IN At)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN end))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (DT the) (NN day)))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB still))
(VP (VBP have)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VP (VB weigh)
(S (NP (NN everything))
(VP (VBN involved))))
(CC and)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN one))
(VP (VBG making)
(NP (DT the) (NN decision))))
(ADVP (RB Quite) (RB often)))))
(, ,)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD can)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NP (JJ conflicting) (NN wisdom))
(NP (NNP PG) (CC &) (NNP E)))
(: -) (SBARQ (WHNP (WP What)) (SQ (AUX have)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBN learned)
(PP (IN from)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN pain)) (, ,)
(NP (NN gain)) (, ,)
(NP (NP (NN experience))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (JJ past) (NNS decisions)))))
(. ?))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
Since you have wisdom, sit and think that probably I was like this before.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (SBAR (IN Since)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP have)
(NP (NN wisdom)))))
(, ,)
(VP (VB sit) (CC and) (VB think)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (ADVP (RB probably))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX was)
(PP (IN like)
(NP (DT this)))
(ADVP (RB before)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I don’t have wisdom.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NN wisdom))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I need someone who is an adult, who has wisdom and maturity.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX need)
(NP (NP (NN someone))
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (AUX is)
(NP (NP (DT an) (NN adult)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (VBZ has)
(NP (NN wisdom) (CC and) (NN maturity)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You have far more wisdom than I. Humble me so I may see that you are sovereign in everything and over all.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (ADJP (RB far) (JJR more)) (NN wisdom)
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (NNP I.))
(VP (JJ Humble)
(NP (PRP me))
(SBAR (IN so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD may)
(VP (VB see)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (JJ sovereign))
(PP (PP (IN in)
(NP (NN everything)))
(CC and)
(PP (IN over)
(NP (DT all))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You have so much wisdom, thats why I really like to talk with you when I’m facing the problems! (as you know, you are so’ ‘over’’ and I’m so’ ‘under’ ’, hahaa…
(Parse)
(S1 (S (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ much)) (NN wisdom))))
(, ,)
(VP (VBZ thats)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB why))
(S (NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB really))
(VP (VBP like)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB talk)
(PP (IN with)
(NP (PRP you)))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(VP (VBG facing)
(NP (DT the) (NNS problems)))))
(. !)
(S (-LRB- -LRB-)
(SBAR (IN as)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP know))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX are) (ADVP (RB so))
(VP (POS ') ('' ') (ADVP (RB over)) (PRN ('' ') ('' ')
(S (CC and)
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm) (ADVP (RB so)) ('' ') ('' ')
(PP (IN under)))
('' ') ('' ')) (, ,))
(NP (JJ hahaa) (NNS ..))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I must have wisdom.”
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD must)
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NN wisdom))))
(. .) ('' ') ('' ')))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I have wisdom.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NN wisdom)))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
I wish that I had greater wisdom, perhaps I could heal some of the illness that mars my people.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP wish)
(SBAR (S (SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX had)
(NP (JJR greater) (NN wisdom)))))
(, ,) (ADVP (RB perhaps))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD could)
(VP (VB heal)
(NP (NP (DT some))
(PP (IN of)
(NP (NP (DT the) (NN illness))
(PP (IN that)
(NP (NNP mars))
(NP (PRP$ my) (NNS people)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
At thirty, you have a little more wisdom to avoid all the stupid things you tried when you were twenty.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (PP (IN At)
(NP (CD thirty)))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (ADJP (NP (DT a) (JJ little)) (JJR more)) (NN wisdom)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB avoid)
(NP (NP (PDT all) (DT the) (JJ stupid) (NNS things))
(SBAR (S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBD tried)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX were)
(NP (CD twenty)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
’ ’ don’t go into the center today, she’s not busy at all. look at her just sitting there waiting to serve us! but I hear she has a big ol project and report due next wednesday at noon. we should all go in there at 11:45 and just ask her inane questions or request her to do stuff that we know the other staff sitting near her are totally capable of. “I think if must be fun for them to aggravate me, that’s the only explanation. when I’m 6 deep in training new staff (who are fabulous! I just hope the old staff don’t contaminate them) and there are two other staff twiddling thumbs at their desks with no new staff, why do you ask me to find crap for you?! and old staff… you’re funny, you’re experienced, you usually have wisdom that can be helpful… when you’re not being snide, rude, or obnoxious over every request for assistance. and let’s not discuss your unwillingness to put yourselves out for patrons or other staff. god forbid you get up and offer help rather than wait for an annoyed patron to ask questions. then you want to get snarky when they are befuddled, confused and annoyed. this seems to happen mostly when I’m no longer available to help them. are we seeing a pattern here? if you are proactive and help them before they are annoyed than you don’t have to waste energy being defensive and annoyed back at them. so then you can be friendly and helpful while they are still feeling all warm and fuzzy rather than rage – filled. got it? I know. it would involve preventative actions and getting off your comfy chair. god forbid. now stop complaining that your pants are too tight and your butt too big. wait, that might be me. kisses, me
(Parse)
(S1 (S (VP (VP (PRN ('' ') ('' ')
(S (S (VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (VB go)
(PP (IN into)
(NP (DT the) (NN center) (NN today)))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP she))
(VP (AUX 's)
(ADJP (RB not) (JJ busy)) (ADVP (IN at) (DT all)))
(. .)))
(VB look)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (PRP$ her)
(ADJP (ADVP (RB just))
(SBAR (S (S (S (VP (VBG sitting)
(S (S (NP (EX there))
(VP (VBG waiting)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB serve)
(NP (PRP us)))
(. !)) (CC but)
(S (NP (NP (NP (PRP I))
(VP (VB hear)
(SBAR (S (S (NP (PRP she))
(VP (VP (AUX has)
(NP (DT a) (JJ big) (NN ol) (NN project)))
(CC and)
(VP (VB report)
(NP (JJ due) (JJ next) (NNP wednesday))
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NN noon)))
(. .)
(NP (PRP we))
(VP (MD should) (DT all)
(VP (VP (VB go)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (EX there)))
(PP (IN at)
(NP (CD 11:45))))
(CC and)
(VP (ADVP (RB just)) (VB ask)
(NP (PRP$ her) (JJ inane) (NNS questions)))
(CC or)
(VP (VB request)
(S (NP (PRP her))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (AUX do)
(NP (NP (NN stuff))
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (NP (PRP we))
(VP (VBP know)
(SBAR (S (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ other) (NN staff))
(VP (VBG sitting)
(PP (IN near)
(NP (PRP$ her)
(S (S (S (VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (RB totally) (JJ capable)
(PP (IN of)))))
(. .) ('' ') ('' ')
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP think)
(SBAR (IN if)
(S (VP (MD must)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (NN fun)
(SBAR (IN for)
(S (NP (PRP them))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB aggravate)
(NP (PRP me)) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (AUX 's)
(NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN explanation))))
(. .))))
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(S (NP (CD 6)
(ADJP (JJ deep)
(PP (IN in)
(S (S (NP (NP (NP (VBG training) (JJ new) (NN staff)) (PRN (-LRB- -LRB-)
(S (SBAR (WHNP (WP who))
(S (VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (JJ fabulous))))
(. !))
(NP (PRP I)) (ADVP (RB just))
(VP (VBP hope)
(SBAR (S (NP (DT the) (JJ old) (NN staff))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (VB contaminate)
(NP (PRP them)))))
(-RRB- -RRB-)) (CC and)
(S (NP (EX there))
(VP (AUX are)
(NP (CD two) (JJ other) (NN staff)
(S (S (VP (VBG twiddling)
(NP (NNS thumbs))
(PP (IN at)
(NP (NP (NP (PRP$ their) (NNS desks))
(PP (IN with)
(NP (NP (DT no) (JJ new) (NN staff)) (, ,)
(SBAR (SBARQ (WHADVP (WRB why)) (SQ (AUX do)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VB ask)
(S (NP (PRP me))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB find)
(NP (NN crap))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (PRP you)))))
(. ?)) (. !)))))
(CC and)
(NP (JJ old) (NN staff) (NNS ..)))
(. .)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're)
(ADJP (JJ funny)))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP you)))
(VP (AUX 're)
(VP (VBN experienced))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP you)) (ADVP (RB usually))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NP (NN wisdom))
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (MD can)
(VP (AUX be)
(NP (JJ helpful) (NNS ..)))))
(. .)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX 're) (RB not)
(VP (AUXG being)
(ADJP (JJ snide) (, ,) (JJ rude) (, ,) (CC or) (JJ obnoxious))
(PP (IN over)
(NP (NP (DT every) (NN request))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NN assistance))))
(. .)))
(CC and)
(SBAR (S (NP (VB let) (POS 's)) (ADVP (RB not))
(VP (VB discuss)
(NP (PRP$ your) (NN unwillingness)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB put)
(NP (NNS yourselves)) (PRT (RP out))
(PP (IN for)
(NP (NP (NNS patrons)) (CC or)
(NP (JJ other) (NN staff)))))
(. .))))
(NNP god))
(VP (VBD forbid)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VP (VB get) (PRT (RP up)))
(CC and)
(VP (VB offer)
(NP (NN help))
(PP (RB rather) (IN than)
(S (VP (VB wait)
(SBAR (IN for)
(S (NP (DT an) (JJ annoyed) (NN patron))
(VP (TO to)
(VP (VB ask)
(NP (NNS questions))))
(. .)) (RB then)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (VBP want)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB get)
(ADJP (JJ snarky)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (VBN befuddled) (, ,) (JJ confused) (CC and) (JJ annoyed)))))
(. .))))
(NP (DT this))))
(VP (VBZ seems)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB happen) (ADVP (RB mostly)
(SBAR (WHADVP (WRB when))
(S (S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (AUX 'm)
(ADJP (RB no) (RBR longer) (JJ available)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB help)
(NP (PRP them)))))
(. .) (SQ (AUX are)
(NP (PRP we))
(VP (VBG seeing)
(NP (DT a) (NN pattern)) (ADVP (RB here)))
(. ?)) (IN if)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (JJ proactive)))
(CC and)
(VP (VB help)
(NP (PRP them))
(SBAR (IN before)
(S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX are)
(VP (VBN annoyed)
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX do) (RB n't)
(VP (AUX have)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB waste)
(S (VP (NN energy)
(VP (AUXG being)
(ADJP (JJ defensive) (CC and) (JJ annoyed)
(SBAR (S (RB back)
(PP (IN at)
(NP (PRP them)))
(. .) (ADVP (RB so) (RB then)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD can)
(VP (AUX be)
(ADJP (JJ friendly) (CC and) (JJ helpful))
(SBAR (IN while)
(S (NP (PRP they))
(VP (AUX are) (RB still)
(VP (VBG feeling)
(ADJP (DT all) (JJ warm) (CC and) (JJ fuzzy))
(S (ADVP (RB rather)
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (NP (NN rage)) (: -)
(S (VP (VBN filled)))
(. .))
(VP (VBD got)
(NP (PRP it)))))
(. ?))
(NP (PRP I))
(VP (VBP know)))
(. .)))
(NP (PRP it))
(VP (VP (MD would)
(VP (VB involve)
(NP (JJ preventative) (NNS actions))))
(CC and)
(VP (VBG getting) (PRT (RP off))
(NP (PRP$ your) (JJ comfy) (NN chair)))
(. .)))))
(NNP god))
(VP (VBD forbid)))
(. .)) (ADVP (RB now))))
(VP (VB stop)
(VP (VBG complaining)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP$ your) (NNS pants))
(VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (RB too) (JJ tight)))))
(CC and)
(S (NP (NP (PRP$ your) (NN butt))
(ADJP (RB too) (JJ big)) (. .))
(VP (VB wait) (, ,)
(SBAR (WHNP (WDT that))
(S (VP (MD might)
(VP (VB be)
(NP (PRP me)))))
(. .))))
(NNS kisses))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP me)))))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
“If you have wisdom, you will realize that man will not believe in God until his ignorance, selfishness, desire, jealousy, and egoism begin to leave him.
(Parse)
(S1 (S ('' ') (: ')
(SBAR (IN If)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (NN wisdom)))))
(, ,)
(NP (PRP you))
(VP (MD will)
(VP (VB realize)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (NN man))
(VP (MD will) (RB not)
(VP (VB believe)
(PP (IN in)
(NP (NNP God)))
(SBAR (IN until)
(S (NP (PRP$ his) (NN ignorance) (, ,) (NN selfishness) (, ,) (NN desire) (, ,) (NN jealousy) (, ,) (CC and) (NN egoism))
(VP (VBP begin)
(S (VP (TO to)
(VP (VB leave)
(NP (PRP him)))))
(. .)))
In the ICWSM 2009 Weblog Corpus:
You have far more wisdom than I. Humble me so I may see that you are sovereign in everything and over all.
(Parse)
(S1 (S (NP (PRP You))
(VP (AUX have)
(NP (ADJP (RB far) (JJR more)) (NN wisdom)
(SBAR (IN than)
(S (NP (NNP I.))
(VP (JJ Humble)
(NP (PRP me))
(SBAR (IN so)
(S (NP (PRP I))
(VP (MD may)
(VP (VB see)
(SBAR (IN that)
(S (NP (PRP you))
(VP (AUX are)
(ADJP (JJ sovereign))
(PP (PP (IN in)
(NP (NN everything)))
(CC and)
(PP (IN over)
(NP (DT all))))
(. .)))
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