Stupid Mail I've Received About Schedules

Names have been preserved to incriminate the guilty.

Things remained quiet on the ``Jerk of the Year'' front through Y2K. It's never too late to enter however, as Billbudboy from AOL makes clear. Note the elegant use of the caps lock key--bonus points!

Something must have happened, because all of a sudden I'm being overwhelmed by jerks. I don't post most of the messages, but Greg Gross is a shoe-in for the Jerk of the Year Hall of Fame. Note the elegant chat room writing style, to say nothing of my ``waisting'' his time (better hit the weight room, Greggie boy).

Previous ``Jerk of the Year'' winners:
  1998: the coyingly named desaree'
  1997: Dean Wellon
  1996: Len Brummond (hall of famer)

This is only a representative sample of the messages I've received, by the way. (After viewing, you might want to compare the nice mail I sometimes receive.)


    From: NJDGreg30@webtv.net (Greg Gross)
    Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2001 15:43:41 -0400 (EDT)
    Subject: what is all this shit????
    
    Hey listen buddy, i come to ur site looking for news about roller hockey
    international and i get this load of crap about u and jackasses writing
    to u. This site sucks and its all bull shit.Thanks for waisting my time
    and keeping this site under all the search engines. The maker of this
    site a.k.a  ASSHOLE EXTRORDINAIRE!
    
    
From: Billbudboy@aol.com Subject: REDS SCHEDULE FOR Y2K + 1 Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2001 11:36:23 EDT I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR RAMBLING. ALL I WANT IS A SCHEDULE. IF THIS IS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR THEN YOU CAN INCLUDE THIS MAIL ALONG WITH THE REST OF YOUR STUPID MAIL. THANKS FOR NOTHING.
From: VShirejr@aol.com Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998 12:00:42 EDT I AM THE OWNER OF A SPORTS BAR IN YORK PA AND AM LOOKING FOR A SCHEDULE FOR THE 98 FOOTBALL SEASON WITH ALL DATES AND TIMES OF ALL TEAMS PLUS THE NETWORKS OR SATELITTE STATIONS THEY WILL BE BROADCAST ON. IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT IN ANY WAY I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1998 11:05:52 -0500 From: MCCLENDON EVITA M <EVITA.MCCLENDON@LACKLAND.AF.MIL> Can you tell me the next day that the Cowboys will be practicing or at least give me a 1-800 number to call and get the practice schedule? Thank You
From: "desaree" <slaco@att.net> Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 17:49:12 +0500 the reason you get the bad mail you get is because your page is a lie = you say you have schedules as you like and you have none you should = remove it from the search because it is misleading and takes time and = also a form of false advertisment. desaree'
Date: Sun, 04 Jan 1998 11:05:39 -0800 From: dale3e@sprintmail.com It would seem that if you put one-half the effort into the schedule as you do making up excuses about why it's not working , this page would not read "SCHEDULE NOT AVAILABLE " I get your point it's a FREE service , but if it's not there to read it's not much to appreciate . I did red your list of excuses you need to add one for "SCHEDULE NOT AVAILABLE" Thank you for taking the time to read my [free] opinion .
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 1997 09:44:31 -0500 (EST) From: Gomezasu@aol.com When are you going to come out with the 1997-98 men's college basketball schedule?
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 1997 08:00:25 -0400 (EDT) From: Cayenne100@aol.com could you send complete schedule of ny knicks games!home and away thanks!
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 1997 16:59:32 -0400 From: John Kimble <jkimble@voyager.net> Hi I was wondering if i could get the rosters and the schedules for the green bay packers and th dallas cowboys please!!!
Date: Tue, 02 Sep 1997 04:09:49 -0700 From: Bob Eyre <rbeyre@sisna.com> Where can I find the scores for Monday night football after each game? Please!
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 1997 15:38:56 -0400 From: CC114 Computer Lab User <acsadmin@linux.hartford.edu> I would like to have the schedules of Green Bay and SF 49er. Would you please send me the schedules at my address? My address is 967 Asylum Ave. Apt. 5P Hartford, CT 06105.
Date: Thu, 7 Aug 1997 15:57:53 -0400 From: E-WOK@webtv.net (ERIK CURRAN) do you have tixx for giants vs jets preseason game
Date: Wed, 09 Jul 1997 22:18:55 -0400 From: TheMiz <TheMiz@Worldnet.Att.XXX> you have tickets for the July 21st cleveland Vs Boston Baseball game? I am a member of a concert club do you get concert tickets from club memebers
Date: Wed, 30 Jul 1997 17:22:34 -0400 (EDT) From: DevilsCup1@aol.com when will you have the nhl sked
Date: Tue, 08 Jul 1997 20:44:57 -0700 From: dwayne deleeuw <deleeuw@bc.sympatico.ca> Please e-mail me the scedule for the season...THANK-YOU
Date: Mon, 19 May 1997 11:17:10 -0400 From: Dean Wellon <deanw@blvl.igs.net> Hi Wantabe Scheduler, If you don't have anything up to date to offer, why even have this topic to pick from........
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 16:58:46 +0000 From: Hongwei Guo <hongweig@ucla.edu> where to know the TV information about NBA?
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 1997 15:25:50 -0500 (EST) From: Chuony@aol.com schedule at Hartford, Civic Center in the coming month for, Kansas vs. Uconn pls provide with start time of game.
Date: Thu, 02 Jan 1997 12:33:50 -0800 From: Shaun <shauney@hotmail.com> Not really much use for this site when here it is January and you still don't have the upcoming MLB schedule! Let get with it folks!
From: kelly <kelly@netsync.net> Date: Sat, 16 Nov 1996 17:34:58 -0500 I hate your web page.
From: Rebecca Rushkowski <rushkora@wilkes1.wilkes.edu> Date: 23 Sep 1996 you suck
From: stevec@globale.net Date: Mon, 23 Sep 1996 04:33:15 GMT Hello George, Do you know where can I find (on the WEB) the finals standings of the top scorers in the NHL (in numerical) order for the last season ? I need the top 250.
From: "Jon M. Sales" <jsales@mail.orion.org> Date: Sun, 25 Aug 1996 17:44:27 -0500 i'm interested in a SCHEDULE FOR the dallas mavericks. if you have one pleases send me one. thanks, Jon
From: OTTER847@aol.com Date: Sun, 11 Aug 1996 01:47:21 -0400 Sorry to bother you, but I need to obtain a weekly 1996 football schedule. Everywhere I go no one has one. Would you be able to download one to me please. It would be greatly appreciated!
From: "Beverly L. Dodd" <bdodd@lfs.loral.com> Date: Mon, 29 Jul 96 12:59:22 -0400 I want to buy tickets for football at Phil/Miami on Oct. 20.
From: Diane821@aol.com Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 13:47:09 -0400 I'M LOOKING FOR NEXT SEASON'S KNICKS SCHEDULE. HAS IT BEEN PUBLISHED YET? DO YOU KNOW WHERE? DIANE821
From: SCortinez@aol.com Date: Thu, 9 May 1996 12:51:00 -0400 Do you know when tickets will go on sale for the next NFL season? Thanks Sharon
From: RonAce2477@aol.com Date: Wed, 8 May 1996 04:27:12 -0400 I am in need of all 1996 college schedules for the football season. Please direct me to the place I need to go to, or I would be happy to download schedules from you. Thanks for your help
Date: Tue, 30 Apr 1996 13:14:36 -0700 From: Sue and Denny <bricyard@postoffice.ptd.net> Could you please e-mail me acopy of Red Sox home games & times for August of this year thanks Denny
From: griffiths <bike@buffnet.net> Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 21:09:59 -0400 I was wondering if you can send me so up-to-date shedules when you get them?!?!?
From: CHAULKIE <KMBERNARD@SGCCVA.SUNYGENESEE.CC.NY.US> Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 14:25:17 -0400 (EDT) can you tell me what the washington redskins schedule for this year is
From: Chris Emmanual Volk <chrvolk@sendit.nodak.edu> Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 12:58:56 -0500 Subject: mailto:ferguson@cs.rochester.edu i would like a playoff schedule of the chicogo blackhaks rite to me at chrvolk@sendit.nodak.edu
From: ablenkus@orednet.org Date: Sun, 21 Apr 1996 14:38:01 -0700 Subject: Schedules Yo, I Michael Jordan is cool don`t you?! Well I was thinkin maybe you could be up to sendin me the schedules of the games the Bulls are playin! Okay? COOL!
From: Len Brummund <brummund@TST-MedHat.com> Date: Sat, 20 Apr 96 17:44:23 -0700 To: ferguson@cs.rochester.edu Subject: (no subject) I'mlooking for a base ball schedule,and I follow a trail that leads to a guy that knows nothing and should stop making a nuisence of himself [...parts of my home page quoted...] I can tell that this line is full of B.S.your wasting my time ,so get off the net,then maybe I will be able to find the baseball schedule' [...more of my home page quoted...]
From: 95046180@s.ied.edu.hk Date: Fri, 12 Apr 1996 12:05:03 +0800 Subject: Ask for the information of Manchester United. Dear sir, I am the fan of Manchester United . I want to know the information of Ryan Giggs who is the player in Manchester United. Thank you ! Tabo
From: msteph@bgnet.bgsu.edu Date: Fri, 5 Apr 1996 14:06:42 -0500 (EST) Subject: Lumberjacks I am writing with the concern of the time of the Lumberjacks game tonight? We are concerned with being able to make the game. Thank You! Lumberjacks fan

Last Change: 24 Apr 2001
Sports Schedules As You Like 'Em by George Ferguson