March Mustache Madness 2007

Original 2007 Call for Participation Email

I'd like to invite you to participate in the third annual March Mustache Madness, to be celebrated on Thursday, March 1st 2007. Last year, we had 23 participants, and this year it already looks like we've got quite a few people lined up. Please do your part to make this the biggest mustache celebration in department history.

Participation is simple. All you have to do is show up on March 1st with a "Free Standing Mustache" (see 'terms' below) and you've done your part. Those unable to grow a mustache (i.e. women, those under the age of 18, and Kirk Kelsey) will be provided with artificial mustaches that they may wear for the day (or just for a photo, if that is their preference).

All are welcome to join. Last year faculty, staff, and students representing four continents participated. This year we're inviting undergraduates, and the spouses and children of department members to participate as well. I have tentative commitments from students at three other universities, too, so it's up to you to ensure that the UR mustache torch burns brightest!

In lieu of a group photograph, this year we will make a photo collage showcasing all participants' mustaches. If you will be out of town on the 1st, you can coordinate with me or with Marty for an advance photo (or a photo upon your return) to ensure that your mustache makes it into the collage.

Also, if you believe that photographs of participants before, during, and after March 1st might be useful for your research (perhaps you are interested in vision algorithms that are tolerant of changes in facial hair), please let me know right away so that I can help ensure a statistically significant number of participants.

For inspiration you may wish to view last year's MMM wiki at The wiki includes haikus written by participants and their friends, as well as a group photo showcasing many of last year's popular mustache styles.

This year, instead of haikus you are invited to assist in creating a serial novel: "Mustache." The first paragraph of the novel is on the MMM2007 wiki (, and you are encouraged to add sentences, paragraphs, or chapters as your schedule permits. The novel, like your mustache, will take shape before your eyes as the days pass from now until March 1st.

If you are interested in receiving further email about March Mustache Madness, or if you would like to participate, please contact me at and I will add you to the MMM2007 email list.

- Mike Spear

Mustache Terms

"Free Standing Mustache" -- a quantity of hair on the upper lip that is not connected to hair on the chin, neck, or sideburns. Such a mustache does not preclude sideburns or hair on the neck/chin, but it must not be connected to that hair.

"Unveiling" -- In years past, most participants have grown a beard or goatee for several weeks (or in the case of George Ferguson last year, over a decade!), and unveiled their mustache on the 1st.

Mustache (a serial novel)

When asked to describe him, one invariably stopped at the same feature where their description began. A well-groomed mass of hair sat above his mouth. It was like no other, and few bothered to mention the shade of his skin, the color of his hair, his build, or the manner of his speech. His luxurious whiskers identified him completely. He required no name. To all who knew him, he was simply "the man with the mustache."

-- MichaelSpear - 14 Jan 2007

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